Saturday, April 1, 2017

Time to end the handshake

On being a germaphobe: Why is this a term? To be aware of what can get you sick and staying safe rather than sorry shouldn't be shunned. 


Pneumonia and influenza are leading causes of death, which start off as the flu virus or cold. 

Figuring this out at a young age, I passionately hated one thing people did:


Shaking hands is an easy way to pass germs. Even if you wash your hands and have a cold, you can still give it to someone else. 

Yet it's popular among English speaking cultures. I've heard many theories on how this happened. My favorite one is during wartime a soldier would use their sword hand to shake the hand of a foe to show they wanted to call a truce. So you're telling someone you're friends. 

Cute, right?



I thought upon moving to Japan people would finally stop trying to shake my hand. Refusing makes me seem like the jerk, not the handshaker for wanting to pass their germs onto me. 

Come on though. Shouldn't we evolve?



The strange part: Since living here more people have wanted to shake my hand now than ever before. It's mostly locals, too. Oddly, they mostly shake hands with foreigners rather than each other. 

After some investigation, one reason was: There's this nationwide assumption foreigners like to shake hands. When Japanese people are young, a teacher tells them something like, "When you say hello and goodbye to a foreigner, reach your palm to them, squeeze theirs, and move it up and down. This is called a 'handshake.' All westerners do it as a rule. If you forget, they will think you're rude." 

Worst part is the majority of locals don't wash their hands before they eat. Instead they use a wet napkin or towel, which just soaks up and spreads germs around their hands. Then take into account a huge number of people don't wash their hands after using the restroom. There isn't even soap in several public toilet centers. 

By the way, I told some local friends who assumed foreigners liked shaking hands: "No, not every foreigner wants to shake your hand. You shouldn't offer unless they offer. It's actually rude to assume someone likes something just because they're from a different country. It's like me assuming you enjoy eating sushi and watching sumo during your free time."

 

After telling a lot of people this, I got tired of explaining and just started shaking hands again to avoid seeming impolite and would wash my hands soon after. 

Then a sick friend shook my hand. Low-and-behold I caught their cold. I got better, but it inspired me to plea to everyone out there to stop the insanity.

 

If you stop shaking hands and tell others to stop and mention it's an easy way to avoid spreading sickness, we can all live happier, healthier lives. So, please stop shaking hands. 

Try a bow. 




Here's more info 
Skip the Handshake

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Wednesday, March 1, 2017

Hand Gestures


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My favorite lesson this year was teaching about hand gestures in America vs Japan. 

USA's "come" gesture:


Japan's gesture for "come" is similar to go away in English.



The first time I was beckoned in Japan, I thought the shop keeper was telling me, "No foreigners allowed." Turns out she was welcoming me in.



Gestures get weirder.

This is the sign for money in Japanese:


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This is the sign for asshole in American sign language, which is well-known thanks to the film Mr. Holland's Opus:





Okay is also the hand gesture for money in Japan.

No one asked me what it meant in English. 


I just explained it was a bad word and that was enough for them. The culture here isn't that curious.

You of course know this sign:



Turn it around:



In many parts of the world, that means:



And finally, I noticed that in Japan if you move your hand while doing the sign for "a little," it means no thanks:


What's your most commonly used hand gesture?


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Wednesday, February 8, 2017

From A to Z

Three years ago my friends and I started a group to help authors find publication. After we stopped meeting, I realized my last story to see the light of day was with a local magazine a decade ago.

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Then a writer from one of the critique groups I attended made a comment, "He doesn't have anything known out, but he writes cool, weird stuff."


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This challenged me to Try (Just a Little Bit Harder).
It was tough to find publication because my focus was on three novels. Self-publication wasn't right for me, so I knew it'd be a long road ahead until a manuscript was accepted. In the meantime, I needed to have works out there: Build a writer portfolio.

Edgar Allan Poe came to mind. A big motivator due to our commonalities.

Let me count the ways:
Same birthday
Same middle name (named for my birth doctor)
Writers of dark stuff
Eye bag issues
American authors
Scarves look terrible on both of us
We're rather tormented
A few of my bar buds have compared me to him at random
And my first name, Bertram, is Germanic for bright famous raven
As you're probably aware, he wrote about one of those. So I bought this:

Just a quick shout out to my cousins. No worries, I do love you all, but not in a Poe way.

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The famous quick fic author, inspired me to get on the short story train.

I looked to mine from university and wrote a bunch of others. Then set a goal:
Have a story published from
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Roughly 400 rejections came. One magazine wrote back that my story wasn't good enough for them. Between us, there was a typo in their rejection letter, so I was able to laugh about something at least. I got an email from one editor that read, "I didn't like your story." Readers have done this as well. A lot of publishers rejected my first, second, and third submission. All of this pushed me to improve and keep at it.

Back when Ishaan Literary Review honored me with my first short story publication, Poisoned Heart, I'd read the response as if a rejection and didn't realize it was accepted until a writer friend posted the story on her social media page.

Studied line-editing and works of authors such as Ernest Hemingway and Shirley Jackson to learn to use my words sparingly. Soon email requests from editors for microfiction stories started to come my way. One editor told me, "We'll pass on the short story you submitted, but please send us one of your micros," which was accepted a few hours after its submission.

My goal was reached within three years time through hard work and long hours of writing, editing, submitting, and repeating. I know this will lead to my novels getting accepted one day. Diaries of Karma has already won two awards. People often email me asking about Demon Blade Bearer and Milhama's release, so I know it's a matter of patience.
Enjoy the stories below, share them if you have time, and please check out my other works. Note: This wasn't to brag, rather to motivate others to try.

Australia Day in Costa Rica with Thought Notebook
http://www.thoughtnotebook.org/anm/artbase/?a=380&z=1
Bummed with MicroLiterature
http://www.microliterature.org/bummed-by-bertram-allan-mullin

Crimson with Yellow Mama
http://blackpetalsks.tripod.com/yellowmamaarchives/id553.html
Death Pie with Bartleby Snopes

















Evolution with Antiphon and the UK Library Archives
http://www.antiphon.org.uk/index.php/act-two-12/409-evolution-bertram-mullin
Fly Me to the Moon with Over My Dead Body!
http://www.overmydeadbody.com/fly2moon.html
Gumshoe with Akashic Books
http://www.akashicbooks.com/gumshoe-by-bam/
How My Life Changed the Time I Almost Got Mugged with Writer's Ezine
http://www.writersezine.com/2014/11/how-my-life-changed-time-i-almost-got.html


It's Always a Good Time with Tiny Text
https://twitter.com/Tiny_Text/status/666405461747363840
Japanese School with Escarp
http://www.escarp.org/posts/654352147354664960.php 
Kindness and Decency with Crack the Spine
http://www.crackthespine.com/2016/10/anthology-xiv.html
Like, Joe with Talking Soup
http://talkingsoup.com/short-stories/like-joe 
Mizu with A Quiet Courage
https://aquietcourage.wordpress.com/2015/06/21/mizu/
Not You Again forthcoming with The Stray Branch and past This Very Breath

On the High Hour with RoundUp Ezine
https://www.yumpu.com/en/document/view/36679886/vol-2-2/3
Pit Fight with Skrawl and Short-Story.me
http://www.short-story.me/horror-stories/761-pit-fight.html
Quickest Romance Ever with A Quiet Courage
https://aquietcourage.wordpress.com/2015/06/21/quickest-romance-ever/
Rejected with Oddville Press

Standoff with The Fable Online
http://www.thefableonline.com/2015/08/standoff/
Tale of Autonomy with Dead Guns Press
http://www.deadgunspress.com/tale-of-autonomy-by-bam.html
Untimely Demise with 101 Word Short Stories and FFM's first Anthology

Voitex's Poison forthcoming in the Dialogual Anthology

Wagashi with Silver Birch
https://silverbirchpress.wordpress.com/2015/09/25/wagashi-story-by-bam-my-sweet-word-series/
X + Y = Z with Sygyzy Poetry Journal
https://syzygypoetry2.wordpress.com/2015/10/06/bertram-allan-mullin-2/
Yelling Unheard with Story64
http://www.story64.com/2922/yelling-unheard/
Zeitgeist forthcoming with HellBound Books Shopping List Anthology


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Tuesday, August 30, 2016

Why I Don't Write Daily

They say:

In almost every interview with an author I've read they’re asked, “How many words do you write per day?” 

Stephen King claims to write somewhere around 6,000 words a day. 


Dedication is a great attribute. 

The problem with writing each day, however, is newer wordsmiths’ forgot about the world around them. They want to be like top earners, so they act as such, sitting at the keyboard all the time. People are forgetting to live without a screen or pen. 

Before Stephen King made it big he worked a normal job, and went out into the world discovering life. If you have an hour to kill, here's him talking about it with George RR Martin.

Today, authors use Google to see what trees look like. I'd rather touch the leaves and smell the maple sap for myself.

Writing is sincere when the author lived part of the story.



Ernest Hemingway, for example, wrote conversations he'd hear in public. Then he’d mold a story from the experience.

I'm not suggesting you murder someone to research serial killers. Probably. It's just counterproductive to write a letter to an inmate rather than trek over and meet the person behind the mayhem. Truman Capote, In Cold Blood. Anyone?

This idea is nothing new. Going outside is how Ralph Waldo Emerson came up with “Song of Nature” and many other masterpieces.  

Before I started writing Diaries of Karma, I talked to military personnel who had taken lives and read dozens of books on professional killers to understand my assassin. I minored in psychology to create my psychologist. I worked as a temp at a marketing agency for a year and went to business school for two years to mold out my ad agent. My narrator is a dead poet who lived by karma, so I met with people who believed in spirits and listened to their stories with an open mind. Plus, I researched all topics above for years before writing chapter one. The book isn’t published yet. But when people read it, they’ll definitely feel like my characters are real.

During my researching days, I didn't write much at all.

Why turn my passion into some mundane daily habit? People get bored of and quit habits. Habit writing may even cause writer's block, which could be why I've never struggled with it.

Say you forced yourself to write 600 words a day, but didn't leave the house except to go to work. 

Autopilot. 


You can't remember anything that happened, except while you ate a peanut butter and jelly on rye you saw pigeons surround what appeared to be a rat carcass. 


You wrote what you witnessed, but the result of your work felt flat. This is the point where I recommend stop writing and take up a hobby. 

Play tennis. After a few months, write a screenplay about a tennis player who falls in love with his coach. Add the pigeon/rat prompt and you'll be a writing machine.

I wrote a 52k word romance novel in two weeks using life lessons, outlines, and scribbled prompts. For those two weeks, I didn't leave the house, but I spent six months doing stuff.

Currently, I'm in Japan. A main character from a five-part fantasy saga I've got outlined happens to be Japanese. It's no coincidence.
(From the shrine in Kobe)

So, before you write your next sentence, I hope you will go outside and experience something new.